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saintofsxe:

If I didn’t work in a heavily corporate environment, this would be my next tattoo.

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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r2dickroy:

Mary Jane & Gwen Stacey being naughty.

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

472,327 notes

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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angelcasimiro:

LMFAO
deans-graceless-angel:

gumdropper12:

ro-lia:

ro-lia:

i love him.

was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg

Her blanket

can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?
  • America: CANADA
  • Canada: Bye
  • America: MEXICO GUESS WHAT
  • Mexico: Yeah no
  • America: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS GREENLAND
  • Greenland: Not this shit again
  • America: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
  • America: ...
  • America: HEY ICELAND GUESS WHAT
  • Iceland: Fuck
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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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